Manly Cat Fishing

err, redneck cat fishing, whichever you prefer. I like redneck, myself. For the record, people actually do this. It's called noodling.

Noodling (Ashley Stites interior monologue dictionary): crazy ass rednecks swimming in a river and shoving their arms down a 40+ lb catfish's mouth

Imagine noodling a snook. I think it would be as easy as selling contacts to Stevie Wonder (no offense to Stevie). Either that, or doing the Soulja Boy on water.